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Entropy is winning.

So, the Dust Bunnies have progressed to the point that they have formed a constitutional government.  They are currently plotting a military campaign against the Cob Web Alliance.  I should have acted when they discovered fire and mastered the concept of the wheel.  Now I think I'm gonna need reinforcements. 

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ageofalejandro
Aug. 27th, 2011 04:10 am (UTC)
RUN

Before they eat you!
antesqueluz
Aug. 28th, 2011 01:33 pm (UTC)
Re: RUN
Heehee! Love the gif. It really captures the current situation...
catty_the_spy
Aug. 27th, 2011 05:00 am (UTC)
Is it apocalypse time in Dust Bunny land?
antesqueluz
Aug. 28th, 2011 01:33 pm (UTC)
Indeed. The 4 horsemen are upon them...
angus_honey
Aug. 27th, 2011 10:35 am (UTC)
I had to look up entropy and yes, you are geek! Though I tend to think you're referring to the pattern of disorder rather than the law of thermodynamics...

But you are under siege and a possible solution would be to stand your hound with her back to the Dust Bunnies and get her to wag her tail...I believe the motion could in fact seriously disturb and demilitarise the Alliance causing sufficient time for to you make good your escape and regroup...borrow a face mask from work or they might try to choke you into submission...you can return it and reseal the packet, no-one will notice...

We must stand united against this invasion...don't forget to close your curtains (drapes) as sunlight only encourages them...and write derogatory words all over them to demoralise and cause in-fighting...

Good luck in your mission

Edited at 2011-08-27 10:36 am (UTC)
singer_s_lament
Aug. 27th, 2011 09:52 pm (UTC)
OMG * dies laughing*
angus_honey
Aug. 27th, 2011 10:17 pm (UTC)
Warning:

Consider carefully before dying next to the Dust Bunny/Cob Web Alliance as they will enter into a treaty with the Decomposition and Maggot Union and cause further havoc and possible law enforcement involvement...though there is an outside chance that the public health department will sweep into the area and clean up thus eliminating the entire problem. Your call...
singer_s_lament
Aug. 27th, 2011 11:13 pm (UTC)


Smiley
antesqueluz
Aug. 28th, 2011 01:52 pm (UTC)
I'm getting some sketchy intelligence in about the Mildew Mafia... I'll keep you apprised.
angus_honey
Aug. 28th, 2011 09:21 pm (UTC)
Ah-ah! I have had dealings with a branch of their family...Mould...they're cunning but not beyond annihilation if you have a Mould and Mildew *remover*...you have to fight like with like...

(Hums theme from The Godfather...)
antesqueluz
Aug. 28th, 2011 01:50 pm (UTC)
Alas, I fear my dog is in league with the enemy, supplying them with copious amounts of fur. I can only hope that her motives are humanitarian (or bunnietarian?) and that she is ignorant of their darker designs.

I have gathered my forces, procured a military grade vacuum and a special ops broom, and the campaign has begun. This war will not be won in a single battle, but we will not capitulate.

(once you start noticing the dust and webs, they really do seem to be everywhere... I think it's an intimidation tactic...)
angus_honey
Aug. 28th, 2011 09:48 pm (UTC)
This is a v.serious situation....you may have to resort to...*looks around furtively*...more frequent grooming. You must face the real possibility that your hound may well have been brainwashed into thinking she is, in fact, helping you...hence the capture of a kamikaze member of the Cob Web Alliance; they know no boundaries.

You have started the fight back...do not relent! It could be that one sustained effort will indeed prove effective. You can buy...if you know the secret passwords, spray immobilisers...

The password which you must never say out loud or repeat is...furniture polish. Shhh...
writer_klmeri
Aug. 27th, 2011 02:10 pm (UTC)
Dust Bunnies are tenacious. I love your sense of humor! :)
antesqueluz
Aug. 28th, 2011 01:53 pm (UTC)
They are indeed. Thanks, dear! :-)
singer_s_lament
Aug. 27th, 2011 10:00 pm (UTC)
I came back to ask you how you were faring in the war and, if you had any idea, if your bunnies were talking to mine - giving them pointers as it were - because today they were literally everywhere I went, as were the cobwebs.

Please send reinforcements.
antesqueluz
Aug. 28th, 2011 01:45 pm (UTC)
I have gathered my forces, procured a military grade vacuum and a special ops broom, and the campaign has begun. This war will not be won in a single battle, but we shall not capitulate.

Intelligence indicates that there is indeed a vast communications network among the various factions. Steps have been taken to disrupt these lines, but beware! They are tenacious.

(once you start noticing the dust and webs, they really do seem to be everywhere... I think it's an intimidation tactic...)
shouldboverthis
Aug. 29th, 2011 04:50 am (UTC)
LOL! The dust bunnies and "strange stains and mysterious smells" are part of life with elderly pets.

We seem to be still fighting guerilla outposts of pine needles--like those Japanese soldiers stuck on islands who didn't know that WWII had ended.
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