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My canine companion is a fine specimen of her species.  Her sire was a chocolate lab and her dame a rottweiler.  Her appearance is that of a burly black lab.  She is most loyal and sweet tempered, but protective.  Though her bark is indeed worse than her bite, said bark is appropriately intimidating.  Furthermore, she is a skilled hunter.  A bug hunter.  Let not a fly or other buzzing beast enter her domain for she will not rest until it has been slain.  She stalks them most diligently, giving chase heedless of individuals or furnishings that lie in her path.  (Collateral damage is an unfortunate inevitability in this war.)  She is not deterred by such trivialities as doors and windows.  Nay, she will continue the hunt until all wayward insects have been destroyed, their carcasses left as warning to other would-be arthropod interlopers. 

Who needs an exterminator when you have a crazy 80+ lb dog tearing around the house killing bugs?  



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Mar. 8th, 2011 10:44 am (UTC)

My Buster is about 20lbs and he nearly breaks my arms when I carry him for any reason...but then I guess you don't actually ever carry your bug baby around! :O)
Mar. 8th, 2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
Fight on, worthy canine, ever bravely into the fray. For verily the righteous battle must yet be waged, and to the valiant shall victory be paid!

Sounds cute. Pics? Name? :D

PS you're still awesome. please write more.
Mar. 9th, 2011 01:01 am (UTC)
Ironically she is named Little Bit because she was the runt of the litter. She adopted me when she was 3. Not much of a runt anymore! I'll have to post some pics soon.

And thanks for the encouragement! It honestly means so much to me.
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